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100 things you should have learned from Crabby by now
 
Crabby Office Lady celebrates 100 columns

Crabby Office Lady

100 columns that garner close to 100 percent satisfaction. Can our president — in his first 100 days — say the same? You be the judge and I'll keep my political opinions to myself (sort of).


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President Obama has been in office a bit more than 100 days. Me? Quite a bit more than that. Has he fulfilled his 100-day promises? (Oh wait; he never even mentioned the "100 days" thing; that was an FDR thing that journalists and pundits alike have glommed onto. Well, whatever, it's here and we're marking it.)

More importantly (for the time it takes to read this column, anyway) have I fulfilled my promise to make you a more efficient and happy Office user? Check it out: 100 free tips! That's money in the bank!

#1: A WYSIWYG (acronym for "what you see is what you get") program allows you, as the creator of a Web page for example, to see how the text, images, and links should appear as you're creating it.
Demystify a few computer terms and get on with your life
#2: Phishing scams try to lure you into giving out personal information for identity theft. Don't do it!
Crabby demystifies strange Internet terms (part 1)
#3: A splog is a term used for fake blogs, whose only purpose is to promote Web sites in order to help those sites get better search engine page rankings (which in turn means more money, what else?).
Crabby demystifies strange Internet terms (part 2)
#4: What's all this fuss I hear about blogs? I decided to find out for myself.
I came, I saw, I blogged: Crabby demystifies blogs
#5: Using the Bcc box doesn't (necessarily) mean you're being sneaky. It's a great way to protect you and your recipients from spam.
Say it, don't spray it: Dealing with jokes, rumors, and spam
#6: Do not hit Reply all indiscriminately — the reputation you save may be your own.
Stand up straight and mind your e-mail manners
#7: Why go searching all over the Internet for the content you want most? Have it all delivered via RSS.
Hop on the RSS bandwagon
#8: Like brothers, Outlook and Outlook Express have a few things in common. But, just like brothers, one may be more suitable for the power e-mailing, calendaring, and all the integration that comes with that, while the other is, let's face it, a lightweight.
Outlook and Outlook Express: Brothers, not twins
#9: Unless you know what protocol your e-mail provider supports, you won't be sure about how to set up any e-mail program.
Crabby demystifies e-mail protocols
#10: Flame mail: An e-mail message that is mean, hot-tempered, curt, or not-so-polite. It raises your hackles and gets under your skin. And unfortunately, it's contagious.
Demystify e-mail terms and get on with your life
#11: Bounces are messages that can't reach their destination, and are returned to you, the sender. And they hurt.
Crabby demystifies even more e-mail terms
#12: In PowerPoint, when you're running an automatic slide show, to stop or restart it, press S or PLUS SIGN.
Crabby's favorite tips for every Office program
#13: In Publisher, you can send a copy of your publication in e-mail so that it appears when your recipient opens the message.
More of Crabby's favorite Office tips
#14: A great way to see what you've done all year long is to go through all your e-mails and pick out the ones that highlight your accomplishments. Search Folders in Outlook are built for that.
Crabby's guide to surviving performance reviews
#15: Start with two level cups of organization: Getting organized will not only serve you in your quest for balance, but it will also make you feel better.
Crabby's recipe for balancing your work and your life
#16: "Take rest; a field that has rested gives a bountiful crop." — Ovid
Take it easy: Tips for managing stress at work
#17: We're tired of them, and we wish they'd go away. No, not Simon and Paula: meetings. If you're preparing one, you can make it more, shall we say, palatable, by knowing your topic, your audience, and your tools.
Crabby's criteria for effective meetings
#18: Telecommuting isn't for everyone, but if it is for you, there are some things you need to do and know in order to make it successful not just for you, but for your team, your manager, and your company.
Working it from home: Crabby's tips for telecommuters
#19: After a few months of seriously telecommuting, I had to rethink...everything. (And cleaning the bathroom can wait.)
Crabby revisits her telecommuting tips
#20: You have a junk-mail filter in Outlook. Please use it.
Filter the crabby junk out of your e-mail
#21: Depending on other people doesn't make you weak or lazy; it shows that you're someone who believes in the skills of others and wants to give them the opportunity to succeed. (Wow, did that really come from me?)
How Crabby learned to delegate (and lead a normal life)
#22: If you don't have an Office program but need to view an Office file, you are not out of luck. Download a free viewer.
View this: Opening a file when you don't have the program
#23: Casual Friday does not mean you show up in last Casual Friday's underwear. As well, consider that your professional reputation is on the line the moment you drive into the company parking lot. Remember what your mother tried to teach you (about clean underwear and the other stuff too).
Crabby's etiquette guide for working ladies and gentlemen
#24: You're back from a long leave of absence. If you did your leavin' right, when you return you can ease back into your job because of how neatly you left things.
Crabby welcomes you back after your lengthy leave
#25: When you're taking on a big project, sometimes it's hard to know where to start. A little delegation and organization can go a long way.
Tackling big projects without getting crabby
#26: Tax time doesn't have to be taxing if you just prepare.
Take shelter in Office with Crabby's tax time tips
#27: Working in a diverse working environment will teach you to better respect all people, no matter their gender, age, religion, race, class, sexual orientation, or disability.
No more crabby workplaces: Working together on diversity
#28: Office will help you collaborate with difficult coworkers without ever seeing them. (Note: Doughnuts and lattes can often soften even the harshest of moods.)
Collaborate with difficult people the Crabby way
#29: Access or Excel? Project or Outlook? Word or OneNote? I tall depends on the type — and scope — of your project.
Right job, wrong program? Crabby helps out
#30: Take time to thank your administrative professional. Not just today — every day.
Step up and thank your administrative professionals
#31: You have a tiny creature in your computer waiting to be unleashed and do your bidding: A macro.
What is a macro and why you should care
#32: Life is full of choices. (Please: bring your own bag and skip the paper/plastic conundrum.) I can offer you some useful insight regarding when to use Word and when to use Publisher.
Word or Publisher? Use Crabby's special recipe to decide
#33: The Microsoft Office Compatibility Pack is a download that makes sure that everyone is able to read, view, and work with Office 2007 documents, presentations, and workbooks
All versions of Office can play nice — Crabby shows you how
#34: Why spend all day chained to your desk when you don't need to be? Office can help you become more competent AND more speedy.
Boost your efficiency with Crabby's suggestions
#35: Take a hold of my fill handle and we'll learn together.
Crabby demystifies Excel terms
#36: And you thought a note was just a note. Wait til you learn about containers, tags, and screen clippings. Now you're cookin' with gas (and now I’m showing my age).
Crabby demystifies OneNote terms
#37: A rule in Outlook is simply a way to manage your messages automatically.
Crabby demystifies Outlook terms
#38: Have your slide master call my theme and we'll lay out a nice photo album…
Crabby demystifies PowerPoint terms
#39: Let us track and scale and kern our way to brochure formatting nirvana, shall we?
Crabby demystifies Publisher terms
#40: I'm going to nudge you to learn about diagrams, shapes and pasteboards. And a good time will be had by all.
Crabby demystifies Visio terms
#41 : Access, our database program, has a language all its own. sooner you get on board and learn your vocabulary, the better off you'll be when it comes time to actually use the program.
Crabby demystifies Access terms
#42: Headers, titles, footers and footnotes…all will be revealed.
Crabby demystifies Word terms
#43: Love finds a way — even within the same office. Make sure you know what you're getting into.
Crabby's guide to office romances
#44: You can plan a wedding using Office. (But I wouldn't use Office to plan your marriage.)
Get ready, get organized, and get hitched with Office
#45: Sell your own home using Office and save yourself a bundle.
Sell your home with Crabby's help (and then...)
#46: With a bit of planning, some Office templates, and some sage advice, this doesn't have to be as bad as it seems.
Crabby's tips for stressed-out home buyers and sellers
#47: PivotTable reports aren't just for data freaks (but they might turn you into one).
Pivot, swivel, and roll: It's not just for dancing anymore
#48: Office has wooing value.
Woo your valentine with help from the Crabby Office Lady
#49: Do a "bulk enter" and save your hands (and your time).
More Crabby Excel tips from a crabby tester
#50: Yes, you can turn off the Drawing Canvas in Word (now stop your crying).
Crabby's top 5 Word tips and tricks
#51: Make your drawings easier to create, work with, and view with my top 5 Visio tips.
Crabby's top 5 Visio tips and tricks
#52: Even if you're not up to date with the latest version of Outlook (tsk-tsk), you can still make use of some great calendaring features available in the older versions.
Crabby's mailbag: Updating the Outlook 2000 and 97/98 calendar
#53: Crabby's readers have many questions about Outlook regarding the Bcc box, automatically saving addresses, and more. Luckily, Crabby has many answers.
Crabby's mailbag: Answering your letters about Outlook
#54: Watermarks, lists, and mail merge and all hot topics Crabby's readers want to know about. Again, Crabby is here for you.
Crabby's mailbag: Answering your letters about Word
#55: You and your musical PowerPoint presentation CAN travel (AND survive the trip).
Crabby's mailbag: Answering your letters about PowerPoint
#56: There is no way to completely avoid getting spam...but there are steps you can take to diminish it.
Crabby's top 10 spam-fighting tips
#57: You have choices when it comes to picking the best Office program for the job.
Crabby's tips for choosing the best program for the job
#58: Still dealing with mounds and mounds of disorganized documents? Try OneNote — for free, even — and I'll bet you'll never go back.
Crabby introduces you to OneNote
#59: You never again have to whine, "I don't get training!" or "I can't afford training!" because there are scads of free Office training courses available to you.
Put on your training wheels and learn some Office skills
#60: There is a difference between a font, font family, and a font style. And if that weren't enough, you can get virtually as many fonts as you want (but be careful what you wish for).
Crabby's Font Facts 101: Some basics
#61: Certain fonts are better for printed material while others are more suitable to a computer screen.
Crabby's Font Facts 102: Best practices
#62: When you're getting funky with your fonts, think WordArt, think drop caps, and on occasion think topsy-turvy (orientation).
Crabby's Font Facts 103: Designing with fonts
#63: You have many questions about fonts. To answer one: Yes, size matters, and if you don't like what you have, you have the power to change it.
Crabby's Font Facts 104: Your questions
#64: Outlook can help you manage those endless roadways littered with lists and lists of things to be done. A tisket, a tasket, a task is in your basket….
Crabby's tips for getting your chores done with Outlook
#65: For all you managers who shook your fist at me, why don't you please read this next column and then tell me if you still think that improving efficiency by learning keyboard shortcuts or learning some new PowerPoint skills is truly slacking off.
Crabby's 10 ways to ease your boredom at work
#66: A little preparation can go a long way when you're planning on leaving the office for vacation, a short leave, or for whatever.
Crabby's get-away-from-it-all checklist
#67: The Office Communities have their own rules and regulations, and they're there for your safety and protection. Don't leave your manners at the gate, folks.
Crabby's Office Community courtesy chat
#68: Anyone can say they're an expert. When you become a certified Microsoft Office Specialist (MOS) you'll get the diploma to prove it.
Get certified and prove your Office prowess
#69: Some teachers you remember your whole life. In this technological age, the teachers who are up to date on the latest advances in Office software know how to grab and keep the attention of their students. Let me introduce you to just a few of them.
Crabby introduces you to innovative teachers
#70: Overlooked revision marks in Word can be the bane of editors and writers. Learn, once and for all, how control them.
Obliterate revision marks in Word
#71: Each year we must deal with them: The holidays. Office can help you with invitations, menu planning, and those never-ending thank you cards.
Crabby's holiday survival guide
#72: Researching colleges is a daunting task, especially when you're already swamped with finals, prom (not usually the best night of your life, in case no one has told you that), and those dreaded standardized tests in stinky old classrooms. Office can make it a bit more manageable.
Crabby is your college research advisor
#73: Want to add some functionality (not to mention security) to your Office programs? The Office Downloads site is the best place to research, pick, and choose what you want.
Crabby's guide to Office downloads
#74: Yes, we do want your feedback. But what we want even more is feedback we can do something about.
Don't stew in your own crabbiness: Give us useful feedback
#75: You may think you're crabby because that's just the way you are. Have you ever considered that it may be your work environment: Your desk, your keyboard, your monitor? Ergo your way to a happier work style.
Ergo your way to less crabbiness
#76: The perfect birthday party means something different for each birthday boy or girl. Office can help you figure out what that might be.
Plan a birthday party without all the crabbiness
#77: If you're not hopping into college right after high school, Office can still be there while you make your way into the working world.
Crabby's gift for high school grads
#78: Some Office features should not be buried. They should be in someone's top 10 list.
10 Office features you should not do without
#79: There is a time and a place for read receipts. Please learn the facts or risk irritating people.
Read receipts and the people who need them
#80: There's nothing more unsightly than someone who's normally the very picture of modesty and grace careening down the hall to retrieve a secure document from the community printer room. Learn about secure printing.
Secure printing: No more mad dashes to the copy room
#81: Yes, I have problems; plenty of them. So I decided to unload some of them on you (after I'd solved them, of course).
Crabby finds answers to her own problems
#82: Word loves to think that it knows what you want to do. Maybe it does and maybe it doesn't. In any case, you can tell it to STOP CHANGING THINGS.
Word has a mind of its own
#83: Am I smart? Kind of. Who makes me seem smarter? Our Office MVPs, that's who.
Why Crabby seems smarter than she is: Meet your Office MVPs
#84: Everyone should have an assistant. Truth be told, not everyone does. However, Outlook can help you fake like you have one.
Send automatic, outgoing e-mail, Crabby-style
#85: You can create a digital postcard in PowerPoint...and survive the process.
Make a digital holiday card with help from Crabby
#86: You can have many profiles, all on one computer, each with multiple e-mail accounts. Let's figure out what that means once and for all.
Crabby's guide to Outlook profiles versus e-mail accounts
#87: Ribbons, buttons…we've retailored Office to make it work smarter.
Button, button...Crabby has a button
#88: Creating complex forms in Word can be like wrestling with a cat in a bathtub — you don't think I know that? Try InfoPath instead. It does one thing and does it well: Forms.
Crabby inFORMS you about InfoPath 2007
#89: With the newest version of PowerPoint, you now have no excuse for dulling your audience to sleep with poor graphics, confusing charts and tables, and the same old layout.
Crabby's in love again...with the new PowerPoint
#90: The new Ribbon in Office 2007 looks a bit different than what you're used to. C'mon! Step outside yourself and see WHY it's changing the way we're working.
Getting to know you...again: The Ribbon
#91: I was resistant too. But I expanded my mind — and knowledge came with it.
How I learned to stop worrying and love the Ribbon
#92: Meet three of computer science's most illustrious pioneers.
Crabby celebrates Black History Month
#93: Read about four women who blazed the trails of technology.
Crabby marks International Women's Day
#94: The Great American Novel it's not; something you can use at your desk? That was the goal.
Crabby wrote a book
#95: This year's resolutions were all about "being": productive, true, and connected
Crabby's 2009 New Year's resolutions
#96: These sound like the same old resolutions you're used to hearing, but they have a twist.
Crabby's 2008 New Year's Resolutions
#97: Some of these were predictable — but useful
Crabby's 2007 New Year's resolutions
#98: How did I do on last year's resolutions? Well, the news is good and bad.
Crabby's 2006 New Year's resolutions
#99: Six possible things before breakfast
Crabby's 2005 New Year's resolutions
#100: 10 Resolutions that are good for you (and taste great, too!)
Crabby's 2004 New Year's resolutions

And now...our traditional wisdom before I move on to whichever column I'm up to now:

"You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take." — Wayne Gretzky

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